The FAQ

Every question anyone has ever asked at checkout, mid-gift-panic, regardless of who they are or who it's for.

 

Q. Is this an okay gift to give him?

A. Yes. Whether it's from you, his wife, his buddy, his mom, or his kid — that is literally the only thing this is designed to do.

 

Q. What if he doesn't burn candles?

A. He does now. Because someone just handed him one called "Dad's Garage at 11 P.M." and said "open it."

 

Q. How do I explain the gift?

A. You don't. The name on the candle does.

 

Q. Is this a good Valentine's Day gift from his girlfriend?

A. It's the best one. Low stakes. High laughs. Beats another card he'll lose.

 

Q. Will my husband actually like this?

A. Yes. He'll pretend it's dumb for 10 minutes, then light it, then ask which one to get next.

 

Q. Can I get this for my dad from me and the kids?

A. He's been waiting forty years for someone to get him something dumb and correct. Yes.

 

Q. Which one for a bachelor party?

A. "Campfire & Poor Decisions." Next question.

 

Q. Is there one for a divorce?

A. We have an entire bundle. Outsells everything else. Ships discreetly, in case the sender prefers.

 

Q. Do they actually smell good?

A. Aggressively. Unsubtly. On purpose. The joke is the wrapper; the candle is real.